The Red Carpet was a blast last night. I’m sure you saw people fawn over me in my bee gown as I made my way into the Oscars. I had to choose the bee-themed gown. I would have been disowned by my entire family if I had a chance to wear bees and honeycomb, but didn’t. It really was the grooviest selection of the gowns I tried on.
My top three highlights of the night: 1. Elton John invited me to sit on his piano while he performed. 2. I was within 30 feet of the magnificent Renee Zellweger. 3. Leonardo DiCaprio stuck me in the pocket of his tux jacket, fulfilling my dream of one day becoming a fancy pocket square.