Why Do I Even Have Solid Color Ties?

I haven’t told Bow Ties o’ the Day yet, but they’re headed to D.I.. I just don’t bond with solid colors. I care about solid bow ties, but it’s not fair that I don’t wanna wear them. At D.I., they will be adopted into loving homes, I’m positive. Excuse me while I go kiss them all goodbye. It’s for the best that I give them up. And it’ll hurt me more than it’ll hurt them. ☹️