Skitter sports this holiday Tie o’ the Day, as she acts as my yardstick for checking the snow accumulation outside our abode. We had hours of dizzying, robust snow last night. This afternoon, I plopped down Skitter and her long legs in various areas throughout the yard, as a purely scientific way to gather snow totals from the storm. The snow measurements I gathered with my yardSkitt were all in the range of 7 to 11 inches. Skitter did not willingly walk into the deepest spots, which is why I had to plop her down where I wanted her. The bigly-est snow offended her butt by merely skimming it. She did not even attempt to squat and relieve herself in the bigly-est snow. She managed to find a few areas of nearly bare skiffs of snow for that purpose, so we have only a couple of hard-to-see spots of shallow, yellow snow desecrating our otherwise pristinely glistening white yard. This outdoor whiteness is brighter than Crest 3D Whitestrips.❄️🏔🌨