I don’t know if the dude on my ugly sweater is supposed to be Santa, an elf, or a gnome. It looks most like a gnome to me. It’s probably a gnome-elf. Gnomes celebrate Christmas too, I’m sure. Ugly sweaters Bow Tie o’ the Day pairs nicely with ugly sweaters Tie o’ the Day. This is not the ugliest Christmas sweater I’ve ever owned, but I readily admit it ain’t purty. I think I’m dressed perfectly for putting together an ugly sweaters puzzle with Suzanne. Puzzling has been the highlight of this under-adventurous pandemic weekend. Always dress the part, I say, even if there’s not a crowd there to see how garishly cool you look.🎄
Holiday Tie Tally: 100 Neckties. 23 Bow Ties.
