The Academy Awards ceremony is Sunday, and I am not ready for my stroll down the Red Carpet. I’m trying on dresses to find the right one. For an event like the Oscars, it’s always important to project a certain glamorous image, but I have so many glamorous images that I’m never quite certain which one is the right one for me to show off on such a bigly stage. Although this little number isn’t exactly gown-y, it seems like a good candidate for my Oscars evening. I’m sure I could probably get Suzanne to hurriedly crochet this for me, with time to spare.