Yoohoo! Alert! Hey! News flash! Whoa! Hold your horses! Update! Put your listening ears on! Give me your attention, please! Listen up! Now hear this! Yo! Give heed! Hear all about it! Update! Read my lips! Mark my words! All ears this way! Hear me now! Breaking news! Ears up, people! Focus on my words! I have an announcement to make! Let the bells ring out! Let the word go forth! Attention, K-mart shoppers!
I wanted to make sure I have your undivided attention before I make the following proclamation: Ford has informed me my 2022 Maverick has finally been BUILT and is waiting to be shipped to me! Delivery date is expected to be in the range of October 5-11! My fingers, toes, and what’s left of my pancreas are all crossed in hope and anticipation for its safe arrival! Obviously, I am excited! I am so excited I might have to buy panty shields for the first time in my life!
FYI I sincerely promise that you will never again see a post from me in which every sentence is punctuated by an exclamation mark! Exclamation marks are my second least favorite punctuation mark to use!
All of my digits are crossed, too. Hoping Biden will help avert a strike by freight railway workers!