Even church bow Tie o’ the Day (a Stacy Adams piece) knows it’s the asparagus time o’ year. So after church this morning, we hauled out to farm country to traipse the banks of irrigation ditches, in search of this fine food. Tie loves to pick its own fresh asparagus. To hell with that store-bought stuff. Tie also likes to make jokes about how your pee smells after eating the asparagus. Tie is so immature. 🤡