Bow Tie o’ the Day’s design from Beau Ties, LTD is called “First Night.” And it must have been a strange First Night around here, because I woke up in Bow Tie and this ugly ugly ugly sweater. I can’t tell if this little dude on the sweater is supposed to be Santa, an elf, or a gnome. Confusion abounds.
Also, apparently Suzanne tied one on and decided to make a quilt on the floor. She really did TIE one on. So, that’s what colorful duct tape is for!?! This floor thing is a quilting shortcut I’ve never actually seen before. Oh, well. A new year, a new experience.
That’s my Martinelli’s Sparkling Cider on the table. Aside from being bubbly, its characteristics do not remotely resemble real champagne. But it must have intoxicated me somehow, because I remembered nothing about any of these happenings until I finally woke up and came downstairs this morning.
Yeah, what a wild night it must have been here in my own home. Come to think of it, it was quite a typical night around here– except for the loss of memory induced by the Martinelli’s Sparkling Cider. I won’t drink that again.
HOLIDAY TIE TALLY: 106 Bow ties. 216 Neckties.