Wood John Lennon-style glasses Bow Tie o’ the Day accompanied me to my pre-surgery doctor appointment yesterday. My surgeon tells me she is confident that I will not be asked to re-schedule again, barring an earthquake or declaration of war in SLC. So, it’s official: I will be surgically gutted one week from today. I will be ever so glad to finally get it done, even though I never wanted to get it done in the first place. My dang stoopid Cranky Hanky Panky must be taught a lesson. I told my surgeon she has my permission to give my pancreas a good spanking when she opens me up and gets her hands on it. 👩⚕️💉