Days 2-6 in the hospital were each very much the same. You’ll note my hospital gowns all looked alike, so there was no bigly fashion variety except my Bow Ties o’ the Day. And I could wear different Face Masks o’ the Day, so that was nice. After surgery, though, the main goal is to get out of the hospital. If you’ve had a surgical hospital stay, you already know what milestones you must pass to get the doctors to okay your discharge. If you haven’t had the surgery experience, let me school you. You must do the following four things: walk on your own two legs, eat without throwing up, pee in a potty, and poop in a potty. In short, you have to prove you can be a successful 3-year-old. It took me a week to pass the toddler tests.
