Suzanne Has A Beef With My Clothes

Tie o’ the Day # 1 is a fantastic Geoffrey Beene. This mix of blue and purple colors makes my day. How can you not be cheered up just to see it coming at you? Shirt is from Haggar. Haggar shirts run long. Almost a nightshirt on me. So what? Ain’t stopping me from wearing ’em. I’m such a rebel, eh?

Suzanne really does think my shirts are too big for me. First of all, I have to buy shirts a size bigger than what fits me better, cuz I have these breasticles that would be bustin’ out all over if I didn’t give them ample space to inhabit. Second, I hate to wear anything vaguely tight. I’m allergic to tight. Have been all my life.

When Suzanne and I were together in the 80’s, I had a penchant for balloony pants that snapped tight at the ankles. She dubbed them my Big, Fat, Ugly Pants. I guess it is just another peculiar thing that makes me me. FYI: I pretty much only wear skinny jeans these days. And yes, I wear the correct size. But they often come close to falling off me cuz I have no butt. If I wear a belt, it’s worse, cuz a belt just adds more weight to pull them down. Suspenders might be my only chance to solve this problem.

And just so you know, I have managed to keep one pair of Big, Fat, Ugly Pants, which I don’t wear when Suzanne’s around.

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