I wore my hot dog/hamburger/pizza/fries Bow Tie o’ the Day to the grocery store. I didn’t need anything in particular, but I decided to join the neighborhood lemmings and buy a stockpile of whatever was left on the shelves. I was surprised to find shelves full of some of my favorite foods, like ice cream, potato chips, chocolate bars, CHEWY SPREE, and licorice. Junk food is not very nutritious, but it’ll do the job of keeping you alive during an emergency. During a pandemic, nobody’s going to be slamming you for your food choices. Nobody’s gonna be watching anybody’s calorie intake. Heck no! We’ve all got more important things on our minds, so a pandemic is the perfect time to eat whatever you want.
I generally tend to choose any and all foods from the Bow Tie Food Group. These foods are clearly marked with bow ties on the labels. The PRINGLES guy is wearing a bow tie, so I must have a can or dozen of that. The blackberry BUBLY water is likewise bow tie-marked. I must, therefore, fill my cart with a case of said blackberry BUBLY water. I already have bow tie pasta in the pantry, so it doesn’t bother me that the pasta shelves are already empty at Dick’s Market.