[This is a post from January 2018. I was naked at the mailbox again today.]
I went to grab the mail, and one of my neighbors drove by. (She’s Rocko the Toddler’s mom. I know the names of neighbor-kids and neighbor-pets, but not their parents’ names. That’s how I roll.) I waved to Rocko’s mom, but she was clutching her throat. At first, I thought the poor woman was choking. Nope. That was her way of saying YOU FORGOT TO WEAR A TIE! How embarrassing! I am bare naked with out my neckwear. It’s cool that my neighbors know my tie ways. And Rocko’s mom probably doesn’t know my name either.