I and my beady eyes love me my Santa-hatted skull-and-crossbones Bow Tie o’ the Day!
What’s great about this season is that I can wear my warm night cap/sleep cap everywhere I go, without anyone batting an eye. Christmas is almost as good as Halloween if you want to wear out-of-the-norm clothing without garnering unwanted attention.
I mean— I would never recommend to anyone who wants to burglarize a house or steal a car around X-mas that you won’t get caught if you’re wearing a magnificent night cap, cuz you’ll blend in. But during the holiday season, you really do stand a better chance of not getting caught doing naughty things while wearing unusual clothing, if you do those naughty things amid all the Christmas lights, mistletoe mustaches, and tinsel droppings which blanket the city. And, of course, if you do them around the magnificent Christmas balls and ho’s.
Oh, dear! I think that might have come out wrong.😯
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