I was thinking about how Santa spends his downtime. Of course, I went to the Tie Room to do research. Bow Tie o’ the Day tells me Santa likes to ice skate. The six Ties o’ the Day give evidence that Santa enjoys playing football with his reindeer, golfing in his sleigh, snow skiing, and snowboarding. But when Santa’s done playing, he checks Facebook to find how many friend requests he’s got—WHOA! That’s when he knows it’s time to get himself and his reindeer into tip-top shape for their bigly night. Sounds about right, to me.
Holiday Tie Tally: 106 Neckties. 24 Bow Ties.
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