I opened my wallet to get my Fast Offering bucks ready for Sunday, and the billfold is depleted of cash. Bow Tie o’ the Day tells me I’ve spent beyond my tie budget for the month. And it’s only the 1st of the month. I’m cash poor, I guess. And what do I have to show for being broke? Neckwear. My collection makes my heart skip a beat, but I still have to figure out how I’m going to buy groceries. You can’t feast on bow ties.