So I was trying to read the newspaper, and the words blurred up at me. I asked Bow Tie o’ the Day to read the paper aloud. Unfortunately, Bow Tie reads at the picture book level. I don’t wanna be bothered with buying reading glasses, cuz I’ll perpetually lose them, so I always grab my magnifying glass. With the glass, reading went smoothly. Bow Tie and I started dinkin’ around with the magnifying glass though, even calling each other Sherlock. We had a good time solving no mysteries whatsoever. 🔍