‘Nuff Said

So… I thought maybe I should branch out from my clash fashion and consider whatever catwalk fashion is trendy now, so I looked through VOGUE magazine and found these jewel-encrusted undershirts– er, I mean “dresses.” After seeing this 2019 stylish attire, Bow Ties o’ the Day said, “Nope. This is not you. This is not us. We must stay on the truly gorgeous Path o’ Non-matchy Get-ups. Please don’t make us be trendy.” I do have handsome legs, but Bow Ties o’ the Day are wise. I completely agree with them in their assessment of the style situation. Besides, anyone can see that their suave-factor puts these jewel-encrusted undershirts– er, I mean “dresses” to eternal shame. Bow Ties win!