Although mustache Bow Tie o’ the Day isn’t visible– and although this photo is only slightly different from one I already posted in my swimming suit post– this picture is one of my all-time faves of me. And I don’t like many pics of me at all. But I think this expresses me and my outlook, scrunched into one pic. I think it’s a pretty accurate representation of my attitude as I move through the world. It shows my relationship to the world. Here are some captions I’ve come up with that fit what I see of me in the picture. These are things I can imagine myself saying in this photo. They are words which sorta give you a tiny peek at my philosophies and my life-posture.
- I love my life this much!
- Would ya look at this?!
- Does this swimming suit make my butt look big?
- Suzanne, this is the exact spot where we’re building a beach house when you retire!
- Everybody come see this!
- What do you mean, you forgot the marshmallows for the s’mores?
- I ain’t goin’ back to work!
- (When things are tough) Yeah, I’ve got this!
- (When things are relentlessly tough) Bring it on!
- (When things are toughest) Is that all you’ve got?
- Who drank my last Diet Coke?
- Is all of this picturesque earth just for little ol’ me?
- (Singing, from the hymn) “The wind and the waves shall obey my will…”
- I can see forever from here!
- I can’t believe people would rather start wars than sit on their beach towels together on an ocean beach, around a bonfire, watching sunsets.
- Wow! I get to have all of this scene’s elegance AND a cool swimming suit!
- This is photoshopped, right?
- Hey, wind, water, sky, sun, clouds, sand, swimming suit! Come here and let me give you this big bear hug.
If you’ve got a caption you think captures my spirit in this photo, feel free to share it. I’m curious to know what kinds of things others think I could be saying in this picture.
You are the coolest person I know! I’ll sit on any beach with you any time you want! And I’ll be especially happy if you wear the swim suit in this photo!