Oil rigs Tie o’ the Day shows you my field o’ gushers. This tie cost me much more than a gallon of gas does currently. For some reason, owning this tie makes me at least feel like gas prices are not as ridiculous as they really are right now. Indeed, this tie makes me feel like I’m wearing my back-up plan in the event of even higher gas prices: I’ll just sell the tie to some oil dude who finds it clever. I think Tie o’ the Day’s theme gives the illusion I’m rich. And I am, in fact, filthy rich with a nearly infinite number of neckties and bow ties—prime for barter. 👔 👒