My Brand Spankin’ New Lashes

So then… I got to thinking that even though this morning my neckwear and I nixed the idea of wearing the current trendy clothing which VOGUE says is “in,” maybe I should start wearing make-up– specifically make-up styles that are “hot” as of this month’s issue of the magazine.

Here’s a mascara scare I found on one page of VOGUE. It appealed to me, as far as its gaudy, outllandishness. I couldn’t look away for the longest time. But I wondered if maybe it could be beautiful for Bow Ties o’ the Day to become huge, mascara-like eyelashes. It works, right? Hey, it’s innovative. My bow TIELASHES will soon be the envy of everyone whose eyelashes wear make-up. Model agencies will clamor for my newly created designs. The world-wide trend begins right here. Y’all can say you saw it here first.