Mom’s Got The Look

Mom is a vamp, and always has been. The only thing that could make Mom any sexier is, of course, Bow Ties o’ the Day. She looks mighty voluptuous even without them, and it’s obvious how she got Dad’s attention. On our couch right now, Mom’s “fixing” her own no-gray, 87-year-old hair. When she pulls the hairspray out, I grab Skitter and we haul our butts upstairs. Mom is such a layer-upon-layer sprayer that I’m buying her a holster for the can.  She don’t need no gun or pepper spray.💇