On my search for the perfect Academy Awards gown, I stumbled onto this bee-themed specimen. It’s almost too perfect for me. St. Ron of the Bees (Dad) would be proud! If I wear this on the Oscars’ Red Carpet, it will undeniably cause a buzz. I think the pie Bow Tie o’ the Day—worn here as a wrist corsage—adds dessert wit to the sweet, honeybee theme. I do notice, though, that I need to quickly lose a bit o’ weight on the right side of my head if I’m going to rock that beehive hairdo with the proper panache it deserves.