Not only did I declare today a Pajama Day around the house, I also declare today the day I begin to embrace the plethora of conspiracy theories that surround us. I am determined to say goodbye to reason, scholarship, science, and common sense. No longer will I be a run-of-the-mill sheep. I will, from this point onward, be a conspiracy theory sheep. The more crackpot the conspiracy theory, the more likely I will be to believe it. In fact, I henceforth refuse to believe in anything that is NOT a conspiracy theory.
Bow Tie o’ the Day is not convinced of my new-found conviction. Bow Tie tells me my newly adopted belief in all things conspiracy will last about 15 minutes. Personally, I’m betting my conspiracy theory phase was over before this paragraph even began. 😉