No, it’s not Colonel Sanders. It’s me and String Tie o’ the Day. Ever since we admitted our cheating-on-spelling-tests-in-3rd-Grade sin, I’ve felt like confessing my current cheating scandal. At ROSS every Tuesday, they have Tuesday Club, where if you’re at least 55, you get 10% off. One Tuesday, a check-out clerk asked if I was in the club. If I look 55 at 53, I might as well join. But I feel guilty. Some weeks I use the discount. Some weeks, when I feel especially guilty about it, I don’t.