Here is Tie o’ the Day’s dilemma: Although Suzanne likes my ties…and although she likes me to wear them…and although she knows I have been collecting neckwear for 30 years, she has never seen all my ties gathered together in one place at the same time. Geez, I haven’t seen ’em all together until now either, since they’ve spent their lives scattered between many closets in two houses. Now that we will inhabit a single house, how and where can I hide my precious neck cargo, so Suzanne doesn’t get scared when she comes face to face with clots of ties? And how can I do it before she gets home from work in a few hours? 👔 😫😧