I sat down this afternoon to write a lengthy TIE O’ THE DAY post, in which the neckwear and I did many unusual and daring things. But it was 3 PM– otherwise known as Judy o’ Clock. Behold! When this JUDGE JUDY litigant showed up on the screen, I became petrified. And all my false and true stories promptly fell out of my head, and went splat on the floor. Not even a bow tie on this woman’s neck could have spared me from the debilitating fear which overcame me when she appeared on the 65-inch television screen. My eyebrows look downright svelte and tame compared to hers.