Wooden Bow Tie o’ the Day is the perfect mix of bow tie and mustache. Found a dude in Kearns who makes wooden bow ties. I picked up a couple of ’em yesterday. Told him we’re destined to become friends, cuz I’ve decided his whole catalog will eventually be in my collection. He told me he knew a guy who had about 500 bow ties, and wore one every day. I said, “That guy is an amateur collector!” Showed dude a photo of my collection. He agreed.