A Monday always feel better if you stay in your pajamas as long as possible, perhaps all day. And popcorn Tie o’ the Day suggests you throw some popcorn in the microwave immediately after you drag your sorry butt out of bed. The sounds of popcorn-popping-in-the-microwave help keep you awake, and popcorn is as fine a breakfast as any—as long as you don’t have to set an example for any children who might be in your house. Even better, ice cream for lunch is just around the corner. I love being a grown-up.