Bow Tie o’ the Day screams out, no matter what shirt I’m wearing. Worn with this shirt, it creates fabutastic clash fashion. To go out erranding while wearing this get-up is to be a beacon: No one can look away. I don’t want to be a beacon of anything, but I do have to be me. And today, this is me. Actually, THIS IS I is the correct grammar. Grammar, shrammar! Y’all understood exactly what I meant. THIS IS I sounds snootynoxious. That ain’t I. Er….ME.