Two Bow Ties o’ the Day and Six Ties o’ the Day provide almost enough emphasis to accurately put across my wish to spend Christmas at a beach with a wavy, warm ocean in front of it. My butt’s cold.
But this morning, the closest I can get to my beachy holiday is to spread out a beach towel on my sheet before I sleep in, whereupon I will dream of palm trees and sailboats and swimming. And my dreams will be covered in a blanket of white sand as bigly as the blue-eyed ocean I can imagine.
HOLIDAY TIE TALLY: 58 Bow ties. 121 Neckties.