It’s that time of year! The Oscars are only a few weeks away, so I’ve once again been trying on glamorous gowns for my walk down the Red Carpet to the Oscars ceremony. This dress feels a bit drafty, but the outfit’s headwear has me mesmerized. I don’t think I could wear the “hat” in the limousine— unless I sit directly under the limo’s open sunroof. I can totally see myself doing that.
Ruler and protractor Bow Tie o’ the Day is honored to be nominated to maybe possibly perchance be worn by me to the bigly movie star extravaganza.
I calculate that I should try on a few more gowns before making a final decision. My fashion choices are seen in my posts by hordes of important people, and I don’t want to let anyone down. I have a fashion reputation to uphold, you know. It’s exhausting to be so famous.