Magnet, wood Bow Tie o’ the Day had to chauffeur me home after my eye doc appointment. I was askeered I would be pulled over on I-15 for DWD: Driving While Dilated.
I was once pulled over on Legacy Parkway for a different kind of DWD that I’ve only experienced in Utah: Driving While Democrat. My bumper stickers about peace, love, and understanding “seemingly” screamed it out loudly to the officer who pulled me over for no other apparent reason that either of us could figure out. (I say “seemingly” because I’m actually a registered Republican.) The officer and I chatted amicably. We had just moved to Davis County, so I figured he was the Davis County version of the Welcome Wagon. No warnings or citations were issued. To this day, I am still wondering what that episode was truly all about. A Utah DWD is the best answer I can come up with. Perhaps the officer just wanted an up-close, real-life look at what he thought was a Utah Democrat. Those things are seen about as often as Bigfoot, jackalope, and snipes– combined.