I’ve told you I eat weird things for breakfast. This morning I can’t decide what to eat. Tie and Bow Tie o’ the Day tout two possibilities. Do I build the tossed salad? Or open the peanut M&M’s? I hate to favor one food over the other, or one piece o’ neckwear over the other. You know, of course, what I’m obligated to feast on right now. In order to keep the peace, and to not hurt any feelings, I must eat both. 🥗 🍫