Bow Ties o’ the Day and Bow Ties o’ the Day wish you a merry Christmas Eve.
I admit that on Christmas Eve I am ALWAYS in the naughty category. Actually, I and my SWWTRN do the same naughty thing, whether we’re together or not. If we happen to drive past a store that has a parking lot full of cars, we get apoplectic about it, and say the same thing: “Look at all these flippin’ stoopid people at the flippin’ store! Didn’t they flippin’ know when flippin’ Christmas is? My hell, it’s on the exact same flippin’ day every flippin’ year!!! Have these flippin’ dopes not heard that it’s not against the flippin’ law to do their flippin’ Christmas shopping BEFORE flippin’ Christmas flippin’ Eve?” And so on. And then I go back to being my peace-on-earth-good-will-to-all-God’s-children self that I am.
HOLIDAY TIE TALLY: 89 Bow ties. 165 Neckties.