Bow Tie o’ the Day presents colored bulbs for Christmas string lights. And this coiffure is the best I can muster to imitate Edward Scissorhands’s hairstyle. In this photo, my hairdo looks more like a Scissorhands toupee. A decade ago my hair was long enough that I was able to chop it off and donate it to LOCKS OF LOVE, to make hair prostheses for financially disadvantaged children with medical hair loss. Rowan did the same. Good man, sweet child o’ mine. I’m proud o’ you.