Going Out Is Good

The pandemic has cramped our out-on-the-town celebration style, but Suzanne decided our masked and vaccinated selves were finally safe enough to go forth and eat fancy food in an actual restaurant in Salt Lake City. Of course, she didn’t tell me exactly what we were doing or where we were going to do it. All I knew is that she had made secret reservations for something somewhere, but she told me nothing more than when to have my goin’-out duds on. I just did as I was told and got in the car. Off we drove to the bigly city o’ Salt. When the car was safely stopped in a parking stall, I finally knew we were going to dine at BAMBARA. Well played, Suzanne.

I had a superb meal of grilled asparagus, a perfectly fried egg, and a pork chop the size of a pork roast—all smothered in a cherry tomato vinaigrette and a tomato hollandaise sauce. I’ll be eating what’s left of my pork chop for lunch for the rest of the week, and probably the upcoming weekend. Suzanne ordered the salmon Caesar salad, which had garlic croutons the size of popcorn balls. The waiter brought us a piece of chocolate cake with strawberries and cream to share—and a lighted candle—when he found out we were celebrating my birthday, among other things.

Suzanne surprised me with not one, but three different special occasion cards. With this one Easter brunch, she was handling three separate and distinct celebrations. We hadn’t been able to go out to eat for Valentine’s Day or my birthday this year, so Suzanne says we were celebrating what she calls Valenbirtheaster. After Easter brunch, Suzanne took me on a drive to celebrate a fourth “holiday.” Valenbirtheaster morphed into Valenbirtheasterversary. I’ll tell you all about that in this afternoon’s post.

A Wimpy Coat

Remember the short film about Johnny Lingo and his 8-cow wife? Well, I once owned a coat that became legendary among my friends, and we called it my 12-Beer Coat because I could fill its many pockets with a total of 12 cans of beer. I had the 12-Beer Coat when I lived in Maryland. I’d fill up my coat with brewskis, and a group of us would go off on some beach or mountain adventure for the day, and my 12-Beer Coat provided refreshment for us all. Sometimes we packed the coat more than once per adventure. In my 12-Beer Coat, I could sneak beers anywhere. I’ve heard rumors that we also filled up the 12-Beer Coat coffers before going out to see movies. I do recall that we were once hiking up a mountain in New Hampshire while I was wearing my 12-Beer Coat, and I slipped and almost tumbled off a ledge. I did not slip because I was tipsy. I slipped because I had 12 full beers for the group stuffed into my coat while hiking. Try keeping your balance with 12 beers rolling around on your body. If I had fallen off the mountain and died, it would have been technically correct to say my death was alcohol-related, just because I was the beer mule.

I adore this Levi jacket, but it is wimpy in comparison to my long-gone 12-Beer Coat. I can pack only 8 drink cans in it. Of course, if I bought a bigger size of Levi jacket—with bigger pockets—I could load it with a 12-pack or more of cans of whatever not-beer I drink these days. From the looks of it, I think I can fit a couple of cans inside my hat, too.

Ready For A Tuesday

1 chopper-filled Face Mask o’ the Day, plus 1 purple Cravat o’ the Day, plus 1 S’mores 2002 Olympic lapel pin = I’m accessorized properly for a Tuesday of erranding in the bigly city.

I Finally Got To Hug My Helen, Sr.

Skitter wore a St. Paddy Tie o’ the Day for our in-person, in-the-same-room visit with Mom yesterday. Mom and Skitter were glued to each other the whole time, and I was just a third-wheel. Luckily, I did manage to grab a few hugs from my very own mother. In this afternoon’s post, I will regale you with the complete tales of yesterday’s adventures with Mom. She was in fine form, so stay tuned. Ain’t Mom just the cutest old lady?

Leprechaun? She’s More Like A LepreMom

Since I already posted a photo of Mom and the very tall green hat for a bit o’ pre-St. Patrick’s Day levity this morning, I’ll go ahead and finish the day by posting a snapshot of Mom and her equally amusing Tie o’ the Day. (And another Hat o’ the Day.) This is from St. Paddy’s Day 2018, when she was staying here with us in Centerville. I’ve posted both pix before, but nobody gets tired of them. BTW Mom has the bluest eyes.

Good Morning, Pals!

It’s just another TIE O’ THE DAY day in the neighborhood. Personally, I can’t wait to see what trouble I can get into. Whatever it is, I’m dressed to create it.👑🕶✏️

My Haircut Makes Me Look Like A Hedgehog

I’m here to confess that my occasional self-inflicted baldness feels amazing. I would describe the sensation of having all your hairs shaved off as similar to how it feels when you take off ye olde brassiere after getting get home from work. And, ladies, you know darn well how good that feels. I’m not exaggerating. Bald is a free feeling.

A naked head in winter is a tad cold, though. For whatever reason, the handful of times in my life I’ve felt the urge to go mostly fur-less on my noggin, I’ve felt it in winter. I’m not complaining about the frigid air. I do have a bigly hat collection from which my head can draw any warmth it might need, as you well have probably already noticed. It’s weird, though: My baldy head doesn’t usually get cold, but the tops of my ears freeze tremendously. I need Suzanne to crochet me teensy beanies for the tops of my ears. One ear beanie would have to be considerably larger than the the other, however, in order to completely cover the tip of my left ear, which is my Spock ear.

My pop-top drink cans Tie o’ the Day, and my Jack Daniels Cufflinks o’ the Day are an homage to the fact that while I wasn’t up to posting about it last week, I hit a sober milestone of much import to me. I managed to make it 5,000 days (5,008 as of today) without drinking so much as a Munchkin-sized drop of alcohol. That translates into almost 14 years of not-drinking God’s special fermentations. I especially miss beer, which I will always fondly think of as “liquid bread.” Likewise, I content myself with forever thinking of the bread that I eat as nothing less than “solid beer.” I have no regrets. Not about the drinking. And not about the hair.🍺💈