Category: Bow Ties

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You Can Build A Skyscraper With Those Cufflinks

Green, polka-dotted Bow Tie o’ the Day complements lime-green Lego Cufflinks o’ the Day, as we build-up to St. Paddy’s. Bow Tie Hat is a sign that after the recent almost-warmth, the temperature is falling. Thus, my Spock ear is freezing, yet again. This winter has been a tease, temperature-wise. It’s not like there have been days toasty enough to endure nude sunbathing on the patio or on the deck. But the temperature has occasionally been unseasonably warm enough to cause me to contemplate the silly idea. ⛱ ☀

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All Of These Ties Are Not Like The Other

Ties o’ the Day cover three tie types. It’s probably impossible for y’all to believe, but there are occasionally days when I cannot decide what kind of neckwear is right for that specific day. Today I pulled out trusty bow tie cufflinks to meet part of my urge. And fortunately, I have a wonderful tie that’s decorated with a bolo. This is a day rich with tiedom. I hope I can carry it off. It’s a lot of responsibility for a tie missionary to be so blessed.

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It Requires Other People To Make Me Look This Way

Bow Tie o’ the Day is whispering that it’s time for Miss Tiffany to cut my hairs again. Bow Tie is wise. Even though she remembers, I always tell Miss Tiffany to make sure she cuts my hairs in such a way that I can do good sticky-up, and can have some grand cowlick-ing expressing itself. Miss Tiffany is much in demand, so it takes a while to get an appointment with her. When we finally get together for snipping, we enjoy comparing our tattoos. 💇 💈

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And A Good Time Was Had By All, Except Skitter

Skittles Bow Tie o’ the Day accompanied us to my thrilling birthday evening at BAMBARA, for a bass and scallops dinner, and then to the Capitol Theater for an opera doubleheader of PAGLIACCI and GIANNI SCHICCHI. I chose the Skittles bow tie because some people take “high culture” too seriously. A hint of clashy levity in your formal fashion tells others that although you’re at a sophisticated event, you’re here to be art-edified AND have a blast. Suzanne looks smashing. And I look like the circus I am. 🤡 🎪 🤹‍♀️

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Yup, I’m Ancient. And I’m Good With That.

Duct tape Bow Tie o’ the Day is ready to shower. It’s my fifty-damn-fourth birfday 🤡, and Suzanne tells me big plans are afoot. I think this pic is telling me that, despite being out of bed for three hours, it’s probably time I wake all the way up and take a shower. I must get dressed in proper clash for my birfday 😜 occasion. I know you’ve been wondering, and the answer is… yes, I do shower in a bow tie. I’d feel downright naked if I didn’t. 🤣

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Keep Your Paws Off This Clash, And Don’t Stare Directly At It

Bow Ties/Tie o’ the Day add their panache to the clash-a-rama of my entire get-up. The hot-ness of this sexy outfit is undeniable. Thus, my fire extinguisher Cufflinks o’ the Day are absolutely necessary for my safety, and for the safety of passers-by. Skitter nearly went up in flames when she nuzzled against my shouting duds. The scene was like an Old West shoot-out. Skitter almost got singed, so I drew my trusty fire extinguishers. I shot that spark dead! Skitter’s wisely keeping her skittish distance. 🔥

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That Awkward Moment Between Birth And Death

Bow Tie o’ the Day was delivered on my front door step by Fed-Ex this morning. It is my first bow tie from my Wooden-Bow-Tie-Of-The-Month Club. I can’t decide whether it is sleeping in a nest or a manger. Is it fowl or mammal? Will it learn to fly out of its nest? Or will it crawl out of its manger, all wobbly and trying to find its legs? It makes no difference to me. I will love and wear it whatever way it emerges. 🕊 🐩 🎀

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Notice Them, And Thank Them. Everywhere.

Bow Tie o’ the Day celebrates International Women’s Day, which shouldn’t be just one day. It should be a 24/7, 365 party. Alkaline battery Cufflinks o’ the Day remind us to thank and honor the energized women around us, who care for us and build us up throughout our lives. These women are so constantly present that we sometimes forget to appreciate them. It seems as if sometimes we don’t even see them in the foreground/background, helping and encouraging us to become stupendous, moral, fascinating people. See them. 👁

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I Can Read In The Dark, By The Light O’ The Bow Tie

Even though I am a full-time missionary for clash fashion (clashion?), I, too, own single-colored shirts. This Bow Tie o’ the Day is a way to make the plain into the WOWZER!!! Bow Tie is outlined with battery-powered, fluorescent yellow light. And the light has two flash speeds. A photograph can’t show the fullness of Bow Tie’s flashy moves. You’ll have to trust me. Here, I’m in a closed-eyes, giddy blur– due to the wild, optical assault by Bow Tie’s lighted action. Life’s good! And damn interesting! 💡 👀 😎

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Where Does The Tie-m Go?

Bow Tie o’ the Day asked me what I want for my upcoming birthday. When anyone asks what I want, I always say, “A non-flaming pancreas”– instead of my actual Hanky Panky. But really, I’m a lucky gal. I already have everything I need and want. I don’t mind getting older, but when I estimate how much longer I will likely live, I know it’s not enough time for me. I have people to love, and love to receive. And I have ties to nurture.❣ 👔