These Bow Ties o’ the Day are a little unclear on the concept of Solitaire—like how it’s supposed to be played solo. I’ve tried to teach them how to play Texas Hold ‘Em, but they are too pious to play anything that might resemble gambling. So they play group-itaire, I guess. 💸 💵 AFTERTHOUGHT: If I wanna do something I don’t want Suzanne to see me do, I can do it undetected right in front of her if she’s playing Solitaire on her phone. 📱 Don’t tell on me, please.