I could not get warm this morning, no matter how high I jacked up the heat. 2 pajama bottoms under my cargo pants, 1 t-shirt, 1 sweatshirt, 4 sweaters, 1 coat, and 1 flannel Tie o’ the Day later, I was beginning to feel some warmth. Of course, it was a good thing I was holding my photo clicker in my hand, so I could take the picture—because, just like Ralphie’s dressed-for-the-cold little brother in A CHRISTMAS STORY, I could neither bend my arms nor put them down to my sides. It was my only defense. To the cold, I mean.