Mom got Bow Tie o’ the Day cackling and snorting with laughter. We were watching LIVE PD, and some dude got pulled over for a DUI. As he tried to complete the sobriety tests, Mom said, “They shouldn’t make him do all those tests! He’s drunk!” And then she said, “Well, I hope no cop ever makes me do those tests.” And then, without skipping a beat, she said, “But I might want to be patted down. It’s been a long time.” She’s still got her spark! 🚨 🚔