Bow Ties o’ the Day agreed to do me a favor by covering my “wounds.” You know how it is: you did something that your spouse isn’t gonna like—like maybe you over-spent your monthly tie budget. You have plenty o’ ‘splainin’ to do. That’s when you’ve gotta distract your person from your crime. Sympathy is a good go-to. If you already have a boo-boo, make a big deal out of your pain. If not, wear Bow Bandages anyway. Pretend. And milk it. 🤕 🤥 🥛