Ties and Bow Ties o’ the Day are jolly! Got Rudolph on my schnoz. Got ELF bow on my forehead. Got balls? Tie and I sure do. And let the tie-party music begin! See, I fit 2 ties and 2 bow ties into one post. Wearing them in stores on Black Friday is a definite hoot. Children circle around me as I make my way through the aisles. I’m the Tied Piper or something. I feel like I’m in Hitchcock’s THE BIRDS. They’re after me!