Personally, I am not a fan of being matchy with my attire, as y’all well know by now. However, I can whip up an entire outfit in accordance with a set theme, if I so desire. With creating a singular, comprehensive theme in mind, one might ask the following question: “Exactly what is the appropriate fashion move to make when one’s newest golf pants are peacock-y?” TIE O’ THE DAY is pleased to impart a spectacle-worthy answer: one must go with the bigly peacock theme at least once in one’s life. One must surely create one day’s worth of all-out peacock-y attire to be gawked at. To do this, one must don one’s peacock-y Bow Tie o’ the Day, one’s peacock-y Face Mask o’ the Day, and one’s peacock-y Suspenders o’ the Day—in addition to one’s peacock-y Golf Pants o’ the Day. If one follows my advice, one will be both peacock-y and forever unforgettable. Indeed, one will become a legend—if only in one’s own mind. 🤣
