Day: March 11, 2021

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Virus Alert!

Wood Bow Tie o’ the Day and I are pleased to introduce you to my latest Face Mask o’ the Day, which is covered in models of the specific coronavirus which creates COVID-19. Yup, because I acquired this mask, I can truthfully say I recently got COVID-19—kinda, sorta. Trust me—I’m very well aware that I’m having a much better experience dealing with my fabric virus than those who have gotten the real virus. I get through the stresses and inconveniences of the pandemic by utilizing the same tools I use to get through any predicament: factual information and humor. Those two tools will work for anyone, I promise.

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A Bumper Sticker For My Birthday

Thank’s, y’all, for the bounty of birthday wishes you graced me with yesterday! I am humbled to think anyone would take the time to acknowledge the occasion of my birth. I am blessed beyond what I deserve.One of the birthday presents Suzanne gave me yesterday was a pair of these trilobite bumper stickers for my vehicles. I knew that for this TIE O’ THE DAY photo, I simply had to pair the bumper sticker with my arrowhead Bow Tie o’ the Day. The bumper sticker’s trilobite stirred so many childhood memories of hanging out in the west desert with Dad and Popo, where I often searched for trilobites and arrowheads and geodes—and dead animal skulls. I knew there had to be some hidden meaning behind Suzanne’s cool gift, so I asked her why she chose this particular sticker to give me on my 57th birthday. She explained it was her way of declaring to me and to everyone who sees the sticker on my car that I am officially an old fossil. 🤣 ‘Nuff said. Maybe she’ll give me a dinosaur bone on my next birthday.