So along comes the afternoon, and I realized I hadn’t had breakfast or lunch yet. Bow Tie o’ the Day and I were famished. My tummy had a hankering for a sammich—a BLT sammich, to be precise. I cooked my bacon and rounded up my bread and mayo. Lo and behold, I discovered we were out of both lettuce and tomatoes. I did not want to run to the store to buy just lettuce and a tomatoes. I was left in a hangry quandary. What to do? (I have such bigly problems, eh?) I oh-so grudgingly decided to go ahead with my original eatin’ plan, as best I could. Sometimes we just have to muddle through and make do with what we have, folks. Oh, I struggled to envision a lettuce-free, tomato-free BLT! Would I be able to even gag down a mere B sammich? Well, somehow, I finally did manage to eat my B sammich. I wasn’t completely sure how yummy it was, so I made and ate a second one just to be sure of my own opinion. I think I liked it, but I better make myself a third B sammich for dinner tonight—to settle the matter, once and for all.🥓🍞😉
