What exactly does one wear to watch a Presidential Inauguration on television? I don’t know what “one” wears, but I wear a red-white-and-blue plaid shirt and a red-white-and-blue houndstooth Face Mask o’ the Day for those who might drop by to join my socially distanced watch party. And most importantly, I wear my United States Constitution fabric Bow Tie o’ the Day. I celebrate my freedom to make my dapper fashion statements appropriate to the historical occasion.