It’s Like Wearing A Vest Made O’ Ties

Bow Tie o’ the Day has some fancy gold shimmer going on, as does the holly Tie o’ the Day. Other than that, we have some snowmen, some Santa’s, and some festively dressed Scottie dogs adorning our Ties o’ the Day. Lastly, our centerpiece Tie o’ the Day is a rendition of what might be happening this very second up at the North Pole: reindeer auditions. The tie’s falling, failing reindeer looks like it could be our very own Skitter. However, I know for a fact Skitter’s not out of town, trying out for anything. Why? She just received a bigly package of X-mas ties for herself to wear during the upcoming holidays, and she has an unusually close relationship with her ties—much like I do. We don’t just up and leave our neckwear to fend for itself on a seasonal whim. I have the heavily populated Tie Room to oversee, and Skitter has the Tie Crate to care for. Yes, one of her crates is dedicated to her ties and bow ties. I’m so proud of her. She’s a chip off the old neckwear knot.

The Power Of The Hat

I chose to go with a Santa hat theme this morning, for two Bow Ties o’ the Day and four Ties o’ the Day. One bow tie gives us Jerry Garcia, while the other gives us Billy Bob Thornton as Bad Santa. The green tie displays regular old Santa himself. The blue tie presents whales decked out in their Santa hattery, while the black tie under it showcases Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before Christmas. Front and center, as Santa-hatted as the rest of our characters, is the infamous emoji poop, offering us all “Warm Wishes.” Ewww. I mean—Season’s Greetings a bit early, y’all!