Come with me now as I dive into the deep ocean of the holiday season’s neckwear with these 3 jolly kids’ Ties o’ the Day and 1 Christmas emoji Tie o’ the Day. My fave emoji on Tie is the smiling peppermint poop. But I’m sure you already guessed that.
Be-tied by only 4 of the little critters, I’m starting small—patiently working out my tie muscles gradually, so I can get strong enough to do the heavy lifting of the leftover holiday ties at the end of December. I might be my own superhero, but even I have to work my way up to some things. I know better than to wear 15 ties simultaneously right out of the gate and risk tearing my tie tendons right off my bones. Ain’t nobody got time for that! Especially in a pandemic.
