Day: January 17, 2019

So then… I got to thinking that even though this morning my neckwear and I nixed the idea of wearing the current trendy clothing which VOGUE says is “in,” maybe I should start wearing make-up– specifically make-up styles that are “hot” as of this month’s issue of the magazine.

Here’s a mascara scare I found on one page of VOGUE. It appealed to me, as far as its gaudy, outllandishness. I couldn’t look away for the longest time. But I wondered if maybe it could be beautiful for Bow Ties o’ the Day to become huge, mascara-like eyelashes. It works, right? Hey, it’s innovative. My bow TIELASHES will soon be the envy of everyone whose eyelashes wear make-up. Model agencies will clamor for my newly created designs. The world-wide trend begins right here. Y’all can say you saw it here first.

So… I thought maybe I should branch out from my clash fashion and consider whatever catwalk fashion is trendy now, so I looked through VOGUE magazine and found these jewel-encrusted undershirts– er, I mean “dresses.” After seeing this 2019 stylish attire, Bow Ties o’ the Day said, “Nope. This is not you. This is not us. We must stay on the truly gorgeous Path o’ Non-matchy Get-ups. Please don’t make us be trendy.” I do have handsome legs, but Bow Ties o’ the Day are wise. I completely agree with them in their assessment of the style situation. Besides, anyone can see that their suave-factor puts these jewel-encrusted undershirts– er, I mean “dresses” to eternal shame. Bow Ties win!